1. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."（我正在读一本关于反重力的书，让人爱不释手｡）

2. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, and she gave me a hug."（我告诉妻子要接受错误，她给了我一个拥抱｡）

3. "I'm bilingual, I speak English and Missed Call."（我会双语，英语和未接电话｡）

4. "Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep."（现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧.）

5. "Work fascinates me. I can look at it for others!"（工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作.）

6. "When two‘s company, three‘s the result!"（两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!）

7. "There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning."（应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.）

8. "The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise."（聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来.）

9. "The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn."（学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越少， 为什么学来着？!）

10. "Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives."（成功是一个相对的词.它带来了很多亲戚.）

希望这些搞笑短句能给你带来欢乐!